Saturday, housebound

I had big plans for this day. My husband’s sunning himself in Costa Rica (when he’s not being rained on by the rain that only happens in the jungle; the kind of rain that, when it hits you, feels like it’s landing a blow, like it’s exacting revenge); I’d looked forward to a good urban wander punctuated by lunching and reading, lazy chair-shopping, more eating and reading, book-shopping, coffee, more food and books, and etc until it was time to come home and sleep like the sort of well-fed, sleek, educated, nouveau lower middle-class lady who enjoys fat, sleek yet proper pleasures that I am.

But, as disaster of some sort tends to strike in a way that keeps me locked in a terrible embrace with my own home anytime my Darling leaves me alone with it, I’ve been struck down with a cold. Last year, it was much more dramatic and dangerous: he went to Mexico for a friend’s wedding and the pipes immediately froze; I spent fully 24 hours standing hunched over some furniture too heavy to move aiming a blow dryer at the frozen pipe in the front wall of the Basement of Bad Dreams.

I just have a basic cold, I think, but I’m remembering just now that that’s bad enough. I am fuzzy and cough-y with a strange urge to whine and whimper like it’s 1980; except for the electrical pain radiating out of my lower back and down into my right hip and leg, I feel as though my bones and flesh are becoming less certain of themselves—that if you took a photo of me, I’d looked a little faded and you’d be able to see the bookcases and lamp behind me shining faintly through.

I need to leave the house, though, I really do. Because it is Farch, which is by far the cruelest month no matter what T.S. may have told you to the contrary, it is snowing at one of those very rare moments when I don’t feel equal to pushing a giant shovel through snow along the sidewalk. More importantly, I need to get Soph-Soph’s dinner.

Allow me to anthropomorphize. Soph is thinking,
Allow me to anthropomorphize. Soph is thinking, “Get a move on, lady.”

And, of course, I also need to provision myself with a delicious winter illness survival kit; depending on how I feel when I return from this outing, which I can currently only barely imagine actually doing, I may mix up into one single terrifying tea the oil of oregano, xs Tylenol, lozenges, a cold med that doesn’t include either alcohol or pseudephedrine (the latter makes me jump and twitch like a poor junky in withdrawal), garlic, apples, and the week’s worth of hummus and chips that are on my list.

I have not left the house yet today and it is well into the afternoon; in fact, it almost evening. I spent this morning magnifying my sense of having inadequate access to oxygen by finishing Zola’s Germinal. I then remained in that increasingly unaccommodating sofa chair, choking back some oatmeal I had the prophetic good sense to bake two days ago, reading some essays by Virginia Woolf and thinking she might have just become the love of my literary life. Like her one-time lover Vita Sackville-West, I am promiscuously unashamed of having several such lovers—for there’s no way I’m giving up Hilary Mantel. But Woolf, Woolf! How did I not know? I read Orlando when I was very young and thought it was shite and maybe it was; but I was very young and maybe I would not think so now. In any case, I have a great deal of Woolf to wind myself up in and that makes me feel unspeakably happy and very romantic.

Speaking of which (happy, etc), while I was lying in bed just now in the sort of half-sleep, half-trance that only happens when you have a cold and are too enervated to stay awake and sit upright but also too uncomfortable to go fully and blessedly to sleep, I was daydreaming about all the book-shopping I wasn’t doing and thinking quite cheerfully about how we’re going to have to find space for another bookcase in our little house anyway, and that led me contentedly into imagining myself dusting and rearranging the bookshelves we do have. Indeed, I thought about trying to force myself out of bed to do that very thing at that very moment for, while I am still wild in my own way and grew up practicing the fine interrelated arts of thuggery and skulduggery, one of my favourite activities now is caring for and coddling my little home library.

Mr. Kevin over at Interpolations once asked me if I ever kissed my books; or maybe he told me he kissed his own. Not kissing with tongues, you strange, strange person: a sweet peck full of respect and holy admiration. Yes, I do this; I do this when dusting my shelves and when reading particularly fine bits of writing; Woolf got at least one shy but ardent kiss on the cheek today, of course. Now, I really must find the energy to get that shopping done, so I can get back to my reading and dusting and alphabetizing.

Well, maybe after another nap; everything hurts.

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6 Comments Add yours

    1. Colleen says:

      I always wanted to be one of your favourite books, Kevin.

  1. Rohan says:

    Today I left the house for literally the first time in a week (except occasional shoveling). Husband was on reading break so kindly did all the dropping off and picking up. Happy as I was not to have to do the winter driving, I admit I was inordinately happy to be somewhere else — ANYWHERE else — for a few hours today.

    Orlando is strange but definitely not “shite.” I have struggled to read her fiction, though: I only quite recently read Mrs. Dalloway (it’s amazing) and keep inching closer to To the Lighthouse. But I adore Woolf’s essays and reviews and I think this love affair will last for you!

    Hope your cold goes away soon. Remind me: when exactly does Farch end? Because it indeed cruel this year.

    1. Colleen says:

      I’m glad you’ve been able to get outside, finally! I’ve been thinking a lot of how I no longer possess the chutzpah to live in a place like NS; I honestly don’t know what I would have done. High five for being super-tough.

      A good friend of mine has been pressing me to read Mrs. Dalloway, and I want to–but somehow can’t read a book that begins on a hot June day when -8 C feels toasty warm (today) because it’s been -25 C every day for more than a month.

      Farch ends on March 31. It is the worst, longest month of the year, is Farch.

  2. Stefanie says:

    Oh poor you! Soph does look a little put out regarding your lack of energy to make her dinner. I must agree Woolf is very kissable! She makes me swoon so I have to keep smelling salts on hand. I do hope you feel better soon. Why didn’t you get to go to Costa Rica to be pummeled by rain with your husband?

    1. Colleen says:

      I didn’t go to CR because I’ve got this back injury that just won’t heal and not knowing if there are comfortable chairs and beds somewhere…damn, I’m old.

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